"Don't tell anyone. It's a secret. I'm going to get a baby dolphin for my birthday!!"
After falling and tripping all over the place and smacking her face on the cupboard.
"Aaah!! The floor is slipping me all over!!"
Swimming at the pool:
"Daddy!! You're like a humpback whale!!"
"Ava, can you please bring this bag downstairs?"
"Why do I have to do all the jobs?"
"Because it's your responsibility."
Don't let the bedbugs bite.
I love you more than ________."
"Have you ever found a baboon in your bed, Mom?"