"Oh thanks Bud!"
"I'm not Bud, I'm Sissy!"
"I'm not Bud, I'm Sissy!! You're funny Mommy!"
"Mom, the polymers in the kombucha make the bubbles."
"Mom, does wax make you die?"
"Why? What did you do with wax?"
"Well, I ate some wax from a crayon but then I drank water and swished it around so it was not in my mouth. Does that help me not die from the wax, Mommy?"