Tuesday, May 28, 2013


"Mom, my bladder is full."
Bladder? What happened to "I have to go potty"?

"Why are you so tired?"
"Cuz you were in my bed all night you little munster!"
"I'm not a munster! I'm a human!"
"Oh you are?"
"Yes! You know that! You're a human too!"

"Mom, are we on planet earth?"
"Right now?"

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