Thursday, January 24, 2013

BASICALLY

"But Mama, how do you know things like that?"
"Because I'm so smart!"
"No, you're not smart at all!'
"What? Why am I not smart?"
"Well, basically because you're so...ummm...schrivey."
"What does that mean?"
"It means that you drive cars and basically just do what you do."
"Oh, I see."
"Exactly."       

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