"Mom, Jen's name is JenAvengamin so we should call her JenAvenjamin."
"Mom, you're a good-"
"Mom, does Daddy call you a woman?"
"Yeah I think so.."
"Why? Why does he call you a woman?"
I was holding a butter knife waiting for her toast.
"Mom! Be careful! That's really cutty! It will cut you!"
"Ya know, God....He makes the weather so cold!"
"Mom, can you freeze this in the microwave?"
NEW WORD: "PRESIDENTS"
"You know God? He likes to give presidents to Jesus"
NEW WORD: "REALITY"
"What? You're just learning reality but your reality is still not a lot of learning"
(singing) "Reality, reality, reality."
"How did you make that? It's so beeauuutiful!"
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